"Weekend laughter; the real one!"

A guest rushed up to the concierge desk, looking panicked, and said, "Help! I lost my room key and I can't remember my room number!"

The concierge smiled and replied, "No problem, sir. Can you tell me your name?"

The guest hesitated and said, "Um… John… Smith?"

The concierge raised an eyebrow. “Okay, Mr. Smith. There are four guests with that name currently staying with us. Can you tell me something unique about yourself?”

The guest thought for a second and said, “Well, I’ve been complaining about the Wi-Fi since I arrived.”

The concierge nodded knowingly, “Ah, you’re in Room 215. We already had your complaint framed and put on the wall as a piece of art!”

The guest smiled sheepishly. “That’s me, alright. Do I get a key—or a museum tour?”